Mind-boggling story of the week:
Music teacher caught having sex with doll outside school
But there’s more–much more–to this story:
Officers were called to Allendale Elementary School on Prescott Way in Spring Hill amid reports of a white male with a duffle bag under a bridge on school property.
OK, that’s all bad enough, but what really makes this the story of the week is that the wanker’s name is … Daniel Torroll.
I predict he’ll use the scorpion defense: It’s my nature.